You' ve been in Korea too long if...

1. You no longer stop at the stop sign and you never yield the right-of-way.

2. You can pick up a single strand of wet noodles with circular metal chopsticks.

3. You enjoy slurping your noodles as loudly as you can.

4. Your back is sore from bowing.

5. You can walk down the street holding hands with your buddy.

6. You can eat barefoot in a restaurant with a foot in your lap.

7. You don't get distracted in the men's room when you're standing there doing your business and the cleaning lady
bumps into your feet with her mop as she cleans around you.

8. You can cut in at the front of the line of waiting people with the best of them.

9. You can fall asleep on the city bus and wake up at your stop.

10. You can make a left turn looking only to the right.

11. You look forward to Chusok and the Lunar New Year each year.

12. You think that Korea's greatest natural resource is good looking young women.

13. You lock your door only if there's a rumor of a "weigogin" around.

14. You respond, "No, I'm in a hurry" when someone asks if you want to go by car.

15. You wear white socks with a dark suit.

16. You know that the little blue truck on fire at the side of the road sells some delicious chicken.

17. You bow at inanimate objects.

18. You walk around humming the tune the crosswalk signal plays.

19. You walk around humming the tune the transfer subway stations signal plays.

20. Your eyes are automatically drawn towards any person whose hair isn't black.

21. You answer the phone by saying "yoboseyo".

22. You suck in air through your teeth before saying "no" to anything. (haha! so true!)

23. You start growling and spitting inside your mouth to add emphasis to what you are about to say.

24. You always wave your hand to signal you are going to cut in front of another driver without looking first.

25. You select shoes based upon how easily you can get them on and off.

26. You answer "neh" even to non-Korean friends speaking English to you.

... bekam dies per Mail von meinem Vorgänger! Ganz soo schlimm müsst ihr mich nicht zurück erwarten : ) Ansonsten: bitte sofort anmerken : ) Und: besonders punkt 12 in der "female version" - nein danke!!! Ich find die nicht so cutyyyyy - (vielleicht könnte man noch anfügen, wenn man an jedes englische Wort ein yyyyy anfügt - fish --> fishyyyyy.) Aber let's stop here... to be continued. Annyonghygaeseyo ähhhh tschüssi...